It would be easy to say that it all started with the murders, but it actually began when Margaret Thatcher became prime minister.
“A woman in charge of the country just isn’t right. They’re not made for it,” my Aunty Jean said on the day the election results were announced. “As if the last lot weren’t bad enough. She’s the beginning of the end for Yorkshire, an’ I’ll tell you why an’ all.”
She was bustling about our small kitchen, vigorously rewiping surfaces I had already wiped. I was seated at the table, in my brown-and-orange school uniform, shelling peas into a colander on the chipped yellow Formica top, popping fresh ones into my mouth whenever she wasn’t looking. I wanted to point out that, like Margaret Thatcher, Aunty Jean was also a woman, but Aunty Jean hated being interrupted mid-flow and it was just the two of us, meaning there was no escape from her opinions, of which there were many. So many, she began to list them.
“Number one,” she said, her wiry gray curls bobbing along as she shook her head, “you take one look at that face, and you can see what power does to a woman: it hardens them. You can just tell she’s no heart, can’t you?” She took a wooden spoon off the draining board and wagged it at me for emphasis.
“Hmm,” I mumbled.
For a moment, I considered just nodding occasionally while secretly reading the book I had open, a corner tucked under the colander to keep it flat. But though Aunty Jean’s hearing was less than sharp, her other senses were razor-like, and she would have smelled my inattention like a hunting dog.
“Number two. She’s already taken milk away from poor children’s mouths and jobs from the hands of hardworking men.”
I knew at least part of this was true. The rhyme “Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher” was still heard in our school, years after she had taken away the little bottles of disgusting lukewarm milk we used to have to drink there daily.
“Three. These bloody murders every five minutes. That’s what Yorkshire’s famous for now. Dead girls.”